Sunday, January 25, 2009

Another Reason Nature Sucks



Motherflocking pigeons.


Can't just be content with invading our cities and literally shitting on the things most precious to us, can you, you ungrateful winged mini-Satans? Now you have to invade England?

What kind of fucking food do you think you'll get there that you can't find in New York? Man, pigeons are so not down with Zagat!

Yeah, I bet global warming will get the blame for this too. I wouldn't be surprised if every last one of these birds has been hiding in Al Gore's ass, feeding on nothing but hypocrisy and waiting to fly out and make a big drama queen point.

Just write me if you want me to set up a "Free BB Gun & Pigeon Shooting Lessons" page for the kiddies.

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