TO-GA, TO-GA, TO-GA

A week ago, she was Mrs. Obama. Now everyone calls her the First Lady. TFM kicks its mess off by bestowing its very first nickname: Chelle-O Pudding.

So what if she had her inaugural gown designed by some guy who spent his formative years jerking off to Spartacus?

Dat shit is still tight.

And it's my patriotic duty to crush on the occasional young-ish First Lady who comes along. Laura Bush was sweet and everything but not naughty librarian enough for my ass. And that guy that Bill Clinton was married to makes my fucking fish die every time he's on TV.

So I take my hat off to Chelle-O.

And I think you know where that hat was hanging.