Hey, keep your wizardy witchcraft away from the First Children, Harry Potter. We know you like to recruit and start them young on this path of evil, I've seen all your movies, you sick, sick bastard. You glom onto them in elementary school, take them away from their parents and teach them to abuse owls. No more!
And don't think I didn't notice that there is a different Dumbledore now, you homicidal fuck. You just kill and replace the adults when they become inconveniences, don't you, Wizard Boy?
What really happened to your parents, Harry?
What kind of crap is this:
Describing President Barack Obama as "everything the rest of the world liked about America and now likes again,”
So you didn't like us while we were making you a rich, spoiled little wizard brat, is that what you're telling me?
Do you have any fucking idea what we do to boys who wear gowns to school here in America, Harry? Don't push us.
England really needs to get on board with the fact that, without us, they're just a poor man's France.
With shittier pastries.
Much shittier.
I'm gonna send a dementor right up this kid's ass if he keeps popping off. They know how to handle stuff.
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